Will Rogers

Would have been put on a watch list
By Janet Napolotano now-a-days
Good ol Will would have gotten in trouble
For his poking satire at filling quota's ways

This is the land of equal opportunity
Not of equal result he'd have said right outloud
Seems he spoke the same truth one on one
As he did out front of a boistrous crowd

Will Rogers was an American and
llegal aliens would not have faired very well
I think he would have done it good naturedly
But I still think he'd have given them Hell

The Black Panthers would have been the target
Of some cutting edge satirical humor I believe
I don't think he'd have gone along at all
With Eric Richard Holders blatant attempt to decieve

And what red blooded citizen has any doubt
As to his take on Government madly spending money
Only people who worked hard long and honestly
Would have thought his responses very funny

Gays getting married gays in the military
I believe his opinion would have indeed been clear
Privately each to their own but public policy wise
Going that far might have been.... a bit queer

And as to actually giving terrorists civil rights
I think it would have been short piers and long hikes
And our beloved Will
Would have finally found a man

He didn't like





Neils
1:01 pm
03/16/2010