Wednesday, November 17, 2004

The New Gay Army

The New Gay Army
Wants you

You don't have to be afraid
You don't have to have any fear
There will be a whole new meaning
To serving in the rear

You don't have to worry about
What you might slip and say
And I'm sure if we push it through
We can get those....pink berets

No need to be nervous
When taking those extra long showers
It'll be nobodys business if they go
Into the wee morning hours

It'll all be much more sensitive
It'll all be much more fun
When everyone stands and sings
This is my rifle this is my gun

The New Gay Army
Wants you

It'll be just like Will and Grace
Invitations out to military balls
Everyone'll be welcome on our base
And there'll be hummers for one and all

The New Gay Army
Wants you

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It'll be much more sensitive
It'll be much more fun
When everyone stands and sings
This is my rifle this is my gun



Neils
3:58 pm
09/20/2003
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transcribed this time
7:26 pm
11/17/2004

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